The Garden of Good and Evil

Junk mail day! I LOVE junk mail. Every week I read it and decide all the things I am going to buy. Then I throw it in the recycle bin and forget to buy any of it.

However …. in case anyone is wondering, I won’t be buying this:

WHAT (and I mean this most sincerely) the actual HELL, is going on here?

I couldn’t bring myself to google “vaginal flora” – I was scared to okay?

But I did look up “flora” just to make sure that it does in fact mean what I think it does. And it does. It’s “plants peculiar to a certain region”.

Now I’m not disputing that the nether regions are not a legitimate region but I do vehemently dispute the presence of plant life down there.

Wait …. is this why some people refer to it as a “lady garden”. Pretty sparse garden if you ask me, no trees, plants, flowers, bush …es. Oh okay, I see what you did there. But isn’t it more like a playground than a garden??

But seriously – what have people got going on down there? And while I’m at it, what’s next? “Vaginal fauna”?? A little bit of wildlife? A rare vi-jay-jay jay bird?

I am going to go ahead and assume that Blackmores and Coles are pulling my leg, which they are able to do with great force since there’s no plant life to destroy close by.

Post script – someone has just explained it to me and it’s something to do with good and bad bacteria. I guess along the way someone decided flora was a prettier word to use.

Here is a photo of some actual flora in an actual garden. #notmine #notbacteria

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